"I had a 1 day course in Orchard area once... So lots of people. Everyone's going in and out of toilet.
I can't shit like that. Need some peace and quiet. So I clamped down on my shit hard and hunkered down. Figured I'd find some place to shit in peace after the course...
Just nice. I know OC had little foot traffic at that time, so I figured that'd be the perfect place to do the deed.
So I went right up to the top of OC. Top of OC is a nice place. There's a small garden even. But the toilets were absolutely filthy. Perhaps the cleaners were slacking, thinking that they don't need to clean it as much since there's less people.
I've no choice. The barbarians were already at the front gates with a gigantic battering ram. The tip of the ram was already peeking through the mighty gates. So I used one of those squatting cubicles.
Here's where I fucked up. After the deed was done, IT WOULDN'T FLUSH."
For those who have had such shitty encounters, fret not. Some Singaporeans have provided recommendations on the best places to do your serious business. To make things simple, we have compiled a list of
Top 10 Best Toilets To Shit At
1. Jewel Changi Airport:
"Like insanely huge toilets"
"Smells like Hong Kong, clean like Japan. What more can you ask for, a 11 out of 10"
2. Ion Orchard
"Squeaky clean, spotless and pleasant smelling"
"Even cleaner than my house toilet"
"Ion will forever have a place in my heart"
"Some of the toilets in Taka have water spray on ur butt to clean it, definitely once a life time thing to try"
4. Paragon, Level 6
"Cleanest toilets I've ever used"
"That used to be my favorite shit and chill spot when I was working at Takashimaya"
5. Plaza Singapura, near Uniqlo
6. Wisma Atria, near Japan Food Town
"They have Japanese bidets"
7. Vivo City
8. Changi Airport T2 Meteorological Service Singapore
"It can get a bit creepy at night though"
9. RWS Convention Centre
10. Holland Village Shopping Centre
You're welcome. Now that's some useful shit ;)